I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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