You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
