dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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