ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can't put those talents on a resume
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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