I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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