The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Your penis caused this!
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