FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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