I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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