ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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