Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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