You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I see more hoeing in ur future
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