you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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