physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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