I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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