i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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