Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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