yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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