So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No subtext here. People are naked.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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