K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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