Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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