Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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