I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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