I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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