Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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