It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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