I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Do plants get herpes?
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