I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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