just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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