talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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