smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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