idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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