Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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