Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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