what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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