You're so nebulous sometimes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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