no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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