His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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