Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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