Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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