I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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