Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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