Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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