Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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