if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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