Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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