Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
dude. I can hear the air.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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