that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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