A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Apparently you make a good broom.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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