Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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