no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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