I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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