It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She announced her abortion via fbk
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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