Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize