shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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