I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize